REASON #1127

I got a letter from the Joke Club just the other day. I opened it up. What they said, right after this:

Even though scientists predicted that 2006 would be the worst hurricane season yet, it turned out to be one of the mildest on record. Meteorologists attribute this to shifts in pressure fronts, storm-choking Saharan dust, and the fact that God is sick of all-star charity telethons.

Criminal gangs using hijacked computers are behind a surge in spam e-mails in Britain. When asked to comment, the leader, who goes by the name, "qtgdelm@mail.com" said in his defense, "V t a g r a $3 , 33 http://www.xaseruijingunhdefunkas.com."

Venerable soap opera "All My Children" is adding a transgendered character to their cast this month. It is both a TV first, and a first for TV's.

And we're back. It said they were suckers, by the way.