REASON #1128

One Joke Club over the line, sweet Jesus.

On Monday, Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from her husband of three months, Kid Rock. Lucky for Kid, he just signed to co-star in a new movie with Kevin Federline, "Dumped and Dumpeder."

In Dr. Luan Brizendine's new book, "The Female Mind," she writes that women's brain chemistry makes them talk three times as much as men. She was so excited about discovering this theory, she called her mom, her sister, her three best girlfriends, and her hairdresser.

A poll rating the likability of national leaders found Senator John Kerry finishing dead last. He had a failing score of 36 out of 100, meaning by his standards, he will be shortly shipped off to Iraq.

Good night, and good luck.