And...We're back. (Almost)

Dear Nobody,

Hello! It's been far too long!

Hope the fall finds you well. If you're anything like me, you've moved 3000 miles away from your friends and family, you now live with your wife in Los Angeles, and you're scrambling to get your professional life in order before the WGA strike goes down (possibly) in 16 days.

We here at CaganCo industries have a lot of exciting things planed for you, the not one person who reads this long-dormant blog. The least of which is our spanking new .net domain, as joshcagan.com has been cybersquatted by some sort of offshore black market term-paper writing service.

But what else is there to look forward to, nobody?

*Our annual-ish review of stupid sexy Halloween costumes.

*31 days of something or another, in association with NATIONAL BLOG POSTING MONTH!

*And, of course, pictures of celebrities with poorly MS Painted graffiti across their faces. Apparently, people really enjoy that. Go fig.

So stay tuned for all this, and less. And remember, keep reaching for the stars! But don't actually grab them! Them things is hot! Ha-cha! I'm outta here!