REASON #111207
Dear Hollywood,
I swear on all that is holy (A binary list that consists of my late grandfather's potato salad and the "C'mon Everybody" sequence in "Viva Las Vegas" where Ann-Margret is so thrilled to be crazy, hot, and dancing that she swats her own posterior), that I will march again. I had a valid excuse last Thursday and Friday, and today...Well, we just put these flannel sheets on the bed, and it's super warm and comfy. But, you know, fight the power and all that. I'll be there tomorrow, picketing on my actual birthday, which, like, must count for triple.
I swear on all that is holy (A binary list that consists of my late grandfather's potato salad and the "C'mon Everybody" sequence in "Viva Las Vegas" where Ann-Margret is so thrilled to be crazy, hot, and dancing that she swats her own posterior), that I will march again. I had a valid excuse last Thursday and Friday, and today...Well, we just put these flannel sheets on the bed, and it's super warm and comfy. But, you know, fight the power and all that. I'll be there tomorrow, picketing on my actual birthday, which, like, must count for triple.
You'll just have to take my word for it on the potato salad.
Smokily Something While Simultaneously Nothing Painted Blue,
Josh A. Cagan
Josh A. Cagan
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