REASON #11707

HOLLYWOOD WRITES BACK!

1. Writers are jerks who hate you Sad but true, America. In fact, I heard them all talking about you behind your collective national back, and it wasn't pretty. Steve Zallian called you all "Crumbums." And don't even get me started on what the staff of Back to You thinks of you. But if you've ever seen the show, you've probably already figured it out.

Thanks to THE MORNING NEWS for taking the time to hear Hollywood's side of the story. And thanks to MIGHTY GIRL Maggie Mason for setting it all up. Keep reaching for the stars!